"What if an existential crisis could be boring" - Beach

"What if an existential crisis could be fun" - Beach

"I may not know when something happened but I'm like pretty sure something happened" - Beach

"​Art imitates life which imitates art... wait" - Beach

"It's just awesome" - Beach

"A continuation of awesome" - Beach

"6 little stories no biggie" - Beach

"Dude is way to chill about it" - Beach

"​Basically a monopoly man origin story" - Beach

"​One man can only accomplish so much" - Beach

"​You gotta pump those numbers up" - Beach

 "Like I get why you did it but the consequences were pretty obvious. I mean you built a bomb." - Beach

"Fear is the mind killer" - Jacob

"I mean I'd be mad too if my husband was knowing a false prophet created by a witches coven's millennium old breeding program" - Beach

"I feel like fireworks indoors was a red flag" - Beach

"If the Boston accent made a movie" - Beach

"Where did Guy Pearce go?" - Beach

"Yes, poisoning your wife is bad" - Beach

"​It all connects... I think" - Beach

"He's new, give him a break" - Beach