"You're still here? go watch this movie" - Beach

"Quite the twinkie wiener sandwich of a tale" - Beach

"Its all about the grits" - Beach

"Have you thought of the mineshaft gap?" - Beach

"Marvel, no wait, everyone should take notes" - Beach

"Don't call me Shirly" - Beach

"​This is modern comedy" - Beach

"I could listen to Sunny and Cher forever" - Beach

"​I wish there were more fantasy sequences" - Beach

"Steve Buscemi kills it and by it I mean Beriya"- Beach

"I'm sorry, I'm busy then" - Beach

"Dude is that Doogie Howser?" - Beach

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes" - Beach

"I hate Illinois Nazis" - Beach

"You can't stop me from playing Stairway to Heaven besides the fact that I don't know how to play it" - Beach

"Don't think about it" - Beach

"​Prison really sobers people up" - Beach

"Michael Cera is definitely in a band" - Beach

"The ending is a cop out" - Ray

"Sexism can only get you so far" - Beach