"Life is dumb but I'm going out with a bang" - Beach

"Just two bros chilling in a lighthouse" - Beach

"​I came here to chew bubble gum and take down capitalism and I'm all out of taking down capitalism" - Beach

"​Wacky races for adults in the 70's" - Beach

"Gets better with every watch" - Beach

"​There's still time to watch this movie" - Beach

"You can't help but watch" - Beach

"Not worth it" - my dad

"Even tires are tired of your meta bs" - Beach

"I'm still not sure if this is for kids" - Beach

"Is it really stealing?" - Beach

"It doesn't need the plantation scene all I need is the surfing scene" - Beach

"​Really explores everything it means to be John Malkovich" - Beach

"Andrew Garfield has a time getting evicted " - Beach

"Just a series of very logical decisions" - Beach

"Dang Jean Jacket just wanted to live its best life" - Beach

"​Again we don't kink shame here" - Beach

"A movie about controlling the narrative, hey look its Michael Cera" - Beach