Beach:
  • Creator of Rockford Geese
  • Enjoys movies and biking
  • Amateur Musician​
  • Participated in many failed amateur film projects​​
  • Doesn't drink coffee  
Jacob:
  • Claims to know everything
  • Enjoys working​
  • Amateur(?) photographer
  • "Loves" Chicago​
Joe:
  • Used car connoisseur
  • All around American
  • Votes sometimes
Eric:
  • Tall
  • Loud
  • ​Has a cat
  • ​End of list
Hacker:
  • Lives in Japan
  • Doesn't have "Gamer" internet
  • Enjoys Tennis
  • Hasn't finished How I Met Your Mother
Andrew:
  • Has made an Appletini once
  • Enjoys "Sports"
  • Went as David S Pumpkins for Halloween twice
  • Is old enough to play League of Legends
Josh:

  • Can lose games at an amateur level
  • Enjoys all things spooky, creepy, and horrifying
  • Will suggest David lynch movies Casually
  • Is really an encyclopedia salesman​
Race:

  • Joe Biden won the 2020 presidential election​
  • Will ask you to repeat that
  • Mom regrets not naming him turtle
  • ​He cheats at Wordle™