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Unwinnable

4/3/2024

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Have you ever cast your 3 mana commander for 19 just so you could attack with your boat (Skysovereign, Consul Flagship)? Were your efforts then invalidated by a momentary blink on the Thragtusk you attempted to hit and run with said boat? Did you then also forget to draw a card with your commander’s trigger? I really hope not because that sounds devastating for anyone, but for me that was exhilarating.
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For a normal deck tech I would describe how to play the deck and go through key interactions. This deck on the other hand has infinity game play potential because you aren’t playing your own deck. The basic mechanics of the deck are to ramp, draw cards, and slow the game down till you can steal their cards. That’s it. Good luck! Have fun! Here’s the deck list. It’s like a hundred dollars, so go ham. Go on, I believe in you. Maybe you’ll have better luck than me.
It's free, take it!
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OG MAgic Villian

Do you like eldrazi? Good, because I love when my friends play the largest, most broken spells in the game. Every card in my hand is a random card from your deck so the larger the better. Of note these are still their cards so keeping them alive is paramount if you want to keep them. They should feel grateful that you’ve made such a commitment though. They’ve been invited to an exclusive team, nevermind that team consists of the og magic villain. Sharing is caring after all. If for some reason this teamwork doesn’t sit well with you, you can easily use me as a scapegoat for annihilating your opponents for you with your cards. You’re welcome!
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The spell you "borrow" from your bestest friend in the whole freaking world
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You after simply "borrowing" your best friend's cards like they totally weren't going to cast them next turn. I mean it was on the top of their library so why does it matter that I cast it?

If you ever feel like you have a tough choice to make, just remember greatness at any cost. Low on cards to discard? Cast Sink into Takenuma, pick up all of your swamps, tell your least favorite opponent to discard 15 cards (a totally reasonable number), and then discard said swamps and “borrow” 15 cards from your favorite. Better yet just pay 20 life with Greed or Arguel’s Blood Fast to draw 10 cards. It's worth it, trust me. Up to 10 free spells is probably worth 20 life, just don’t target the landfall deck. Hey, if you miss somehow maybe the table will feel bad for you and ignore you while you stew at a cool 2 life for the next couple of turns. If you really need to deflect some damage, casually remind the table that Gix’s triggered ability is symmetrical as long as they leave you alone.
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trust me, you didn't need these swamps anyways
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Lastly, always believe in the heart of the cards. Do you need a counterspell? Spending 7 mana and ditching 2 cards to target the blue player probably has like a 20% chance of hitting a counterspell and like those are odds. Do you need a board wipe? Just cycle your mana rocks like Mind Stone or Hedron Archive. You either draw a board wipe or another mana rock so what do you have to lose? Remember your commander is 3 mana and can draw you cards so sending him to the field early can really add up. If they kill him, your combo mana went from 10 to 12 like whatever you probably drew like 3 cards. Maybe you even got some brownie points from the player who really needed one more card and you’re gonna need a favor for later. Trust me ;)
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